This article has nothing to do with sex, but we got your attention. Now sit back and enjoy another meeting from FLC.
Clawz: so then I said "NO DONT OPEN iT!!!!" Clawz: and the idiot did anyway! Clawz: AND the Dust came out and made everyone go Crazy Clawz: but not ME Krum: heh Clawz: WHOOEEEE IT was Fun!! NiteMyste: Alright... It's about time to start the meeting.... Clawz: OK Im bored of tHis place!! Im goin back to furcadia to scare the NEwbies! Clawz coughs up a Hairball and throws it at Nitemyste Clawz Spins away! MoonStallion: That guy is stranger than I remember. NiteMyste: Hmm.... Well..... Now we have to find another source of comic relief... Krum: He'll be back. Xaa: Krum is right. He'll get bored of Furcadia again soon. MoonStallion: Krummy can be our comic relief until Clawzie comes back! Krum: heh Xaa mousie-grins. Krum: Get ready for when Clawz returns. We'll have to sing "But the cat came back, the very next day..." Runner grins. Xaa: Heh, you'll have to work a bit on that humor for the next meeting, though, Krum. ;) MoonStallion: No kidding! Keep telling jokes like that, and we'll have to start calling you Vlady. Krum: heh NiteMyste chuckles.... NiteMyste: Well.... As you can see.... We are getting low on members.... NiteMyste: As you probably know... Clawz recently left.... And the other day I had to ask Merle to forfeit her membership...... MoonStallion: Aw, why did you have to kick her out? She's so darn cute! NiteMyste: I really had no choice.... She has been appearing on Furcadia way too much lately.... Xaa nods. NiteMyste: It seems she has been trying to disguise herself as a skunk.... according to the reports I was given.... Runner: Actually, she's a lemur... MoonStallion: A lemur is a monkey-wannabe, according to the great Homer. MoonStallion: Simpson, that is. _ Runner grins. Xaa mousie-grins. NiteMyste chuckles..... NiteMyste: So you see.... I had no choice but to revoke her membership..... She has been visiting Furcadia nearly every day..... I am extremely disappointed.... She will be greatly missed..... Xaa nods. Runner: So, what happened with the Overlord election? I heard you backed out... NiteMyste nods.... NiteMyste: There were several factors involved there..... I wasn't happy with my choice for running mate.... Xaa: Why did you choose Poncer anyway? He seems like a whining twink to me. NiteMyste: I heard that he was the leader of some debating team..... I thought it would be a good asset to have his debating skills...... But... I was mistaken..... Runner: Hmm... NiteMyste: After the first Vice Overlord debate... I realized we had no chance..... MoonStallion: Was he really that bad? NiteMyste: Here.... I'll show you a clip.... NiteMyste presses a button.... and fades into the shadows.....
Stoinker: No way! If we are elected, everyone will have a choice of which map to log on. It will be very easy to program, I assure you. Draeven: Isn't it true that you and Entropy Serpent believe there should be laws against homosexuality? Stoinker: I don't believe either of us have ever stated anything like that. Draeven: Well, all I know is, I was flirting with ES one time, before all this election stuff started up, and he said "There should be a @&$#ing law against homosexuals!" or something to that effect. What does that tell you? Stoinker: Well, I might remind you that the international headquarters of E.S. Industries is located in the Gay Hangout. What does *that* tell *you*? Poncer: Hay! Come on! We shudn't fighting like this. Now I want you both to hugged and made up. Shorah: LOL! In your dreams babe! sanctimonious chuckles: Next thing we know, he will be asking Randomism to stop making fun of furres. Shorah: Oh yeah, isn't Felorin trying to pass a law to ban Randomism? sanctimonious: I can't confirm that. Shorah: Yeah, well I'm sure most of Furcadia wouldn't like *that* very much if he did. sanctimonious: I can't confirm that also. Shorah: Can you confirm anything? sanctimonious: I can confirm that if lord Klass is elected, then "I was in a pissy mood" and "I'm better than they are" will be valid reasons for Owslas to boot and/or/xor ban furres. Shorah: Excuse me, twirp. I was under the impression that those already *are* valid reasons by Felorin's policies. Poncer: This is nothing but GRIDLOCK. I feel like I'm in the middle of a PING-PONG MATCH. Stoinker: Go suck an egg, Poncer.
NiteMyste fades back out of the shadows..... NiteMyste: As you can see.... my choice was flawed.... He's not much of a debater..... Xaa nods. Krum: heh NiteMyste: Well.... that about wraps up this meeting..... if no one has anything else..... Xaa: Don't forget to visit http://come.to/xaa and check out the continuing Oerth saga. If you like Furcadia, you'll love this! MoonStallion: Um... I thought the whole point of this group was that we didn't like Furcadia and we left. Xaa: Whatever, just go there and sign up. Krum: Yeah, bitch. MoonStallion thwaps Krummy. Krum: heh NiteMyste: Then.... farewell.... may the Primes be with you all.... Happy Thanksgiving to all the backward Americans...... Goodbye.... Krum: Later. Xaa: Goodbye. MoonStallion: See ya. NiteMyste pads off into the shadows.... Ah.... precious shadows..... *drools//