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Top Ten Signs That Your New Best Friend Is the Alt of Your Old Worst Enemy
. (S)he constantly refers to your old worst enemy as "The greatest furre ever to grace Furcadia's server."
. You ask your new best friend a question, then the server crashes (what are the chances?), and you get an ICQ message from your old worst enemy with an answer to the question.
. Your old worst enemy is an Owsla, and you get into an argument with your new best friend, and suddenly you're booted and banned from Furcadia.
. (S)he has your old worst enemy's exact same gender, species, markings, colors, and description, including the part about you being a completely moronic fruitcake.
. Your old worst enemy whispers "Hey, what's up, buddy?_" to you, then whispers "Whoops, nevermind." and then your new best friend whispers "Hey, what's up, buddy?_" to you.
. (S)he continuously refers to you as "stupid jackass with the brain of a deformed peanut" and then says "Oops, typo!"
. (S)he leads you into a dream, then your computer crashes and you lose your hard drive.
. Your new best friend's name is just an extravagant synonym of your old worst enemy's name.
. (S)he says something such as:
.somefurre LOL (s)he's falling for it! What an idiot! ROFLMKO
. Your new best friend is Cormallen.
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