ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

We regret to inform you, our most treasured readers, that Randomism, Furcadia's primary source or randomism for six glorious months, has been cancelled as of... well, now. Our producers seem to think that we have recently become stale and nonproductive. We disagree. We have been stale and nonproductive since we started. We were just really good at fooling many people into believing otherwise. Go us!

But, in truth, our time has passed and we must make way for Furcadia's next great source of entertainment, whatever that might be. If the Circle's Junior Council's Comedy Night continues to be as great as its opening night, then that probably won't be it. But it will be something, somewhere. Just keep watching.

Don't worry. The site will remain here as it is now, until the world ends or the internet crashes, or the adminstrators of our website server say "Hey, what the hell is this crap?" and delete it. So you can come back here at any time and relive any great moments you had while reading this site, or show it to your kids, so they can show it to their kids, and then their kids' kids can say "I can't believe people used to have to chat over that internet thing through computers! I can't imagine not having our minds all linked and not being able to transport myself anywhere in the solar system at any time! You guys had it rough, gramps! Mommy! Can I get a Huffy Space Cruiser for my birthday!"

So, while we are here writing this farewell to you, we might as well go out with a bang, or at least a small pop. Here's some last minute stuff we threw together for you. Enjoy!



Junk Laying Around




















A Few More Interesting Descriptions

(You see M @ J I N.)
I'm MAJIN I'm ABOVE THE LAW.

(You see Commander Ass.)
Greatest Star Wars character of all time

(You see Noodleyball.)
Okay,okay,okay,okay. Not been around, What did i miss? Oh,just that. Nevermind. I suppose its not important

(You see Lord Zero.)
[ has the Soul Swords of Furber ] [ has some magical attack ]

(You see Sniperz.)
"I'm being looked at? Oh gosh! Im not ready for my close up! Well, anywayz, since you clicked me, say hi._ I don't bite.. hard."_ Before you is a spunky little furre who is fun, loving, and looking for a party crowd. _[Tail off limits!][Daddy is Dead Dolly._Luvs him][Likes to chew on tails and boots_][Tastes like lemons][I just had to do it!][Nutcase][has gay blue leopard lizard][luvs pookies][Skreet Crack Gang: Shawna][Thanks Mel!!!_]

(You see Codo S. T'Claw.)
Cell: "How did you get so strong, please enlighten me." Vegeta: "I do a lot of push ups and sit ups, and I drink a lot of juice." (snicker)

(You see Nokio.)
Sam I Am.

(You see Arca|Jeth.)
I Am Who I Am

(You see Evil Pimpstick.)
unknown

(You see Liar.)
Make like a rug.



Awwww...

We had actually planned to make a long series of "Before They Were Furres" episodes, but we only did two. Here were some of the future planned ones that you won't get to see.


Clawz

     

Shadowborn

Ryhn

     

Merle

Klass

     

Nikodemus

Zephyr

     

sanctimonious



Oh!

Oh oh oh oh! It seems that we should post up the latest version of the Randomism patch for you. This may be the final version, unless our art team decides to go on without us. But anything they do after now will be unofficial, as if that makes a difference. Here's the whole patch, so have some fun!

PATCH




Slam Count

We won't deny it. We have made fun of many furres during our reign. Several furres prance around Furcadia claiming to be the one most made fun of on this site. Well, our researchers have gone through our archives and actually counted the number of times each furre has been "slammed" on this site. Don't worry, even if you're not most slammed furre in Randomism, you can still be proud that your name is etched in stone on this site forever. Give yourself a pat on the back.

Now let's see who gets the right to prance.

(We didn't put this in any special kind of order, hence the name of our site.)

NightShade III - 19
Rache - 14
Mech - 5
SkyBlu - 4
Ryhn - 12
Nikodemus - 33
Master Socket - 3
Water City - 19
The Circle/Sanctuary - 32
Furcadia Updates - 34
Talzhemir - 55
Canal furres - 2
NiteMyste - 39
Owsla Helper - 2
Mycroft's - 1
Equine Wall - 1
Nicklas - 13
Philantha - 14
Youlanda - 41
Puff the Magic Dragon - 9
Merle - 19
The Third Ostrich - 2
Danzella - 4
Kyender - 1
sanctimonious - 91
Beekin Council - 4
Sancy the cat - 3
Krum - 32
Lost Lakes - 6
Clawz - 27
Xaa - 17
Entropy Serpent - 99
Runner - 9
Stoinker - 15
Shadowborn - 26
Ryhn - 6
Tybaltius - 10
All Furcadian Veterans - 46
Jaguarbie Danir - 1
PurrWhisper - 16
Vlady - 29
TheArcane - 1
Lerana - 3
Procyon - 16
MidnightFire - 1
The Owsla - 27
Evelynne - 1
Slave Dreams - 1
Draeven - 13
NevrrWintrr - 11
Emerald Flame - 54
Dracula - 1
Bots - 2
The Haven - 4
Dragons - 21
Kinetic Sage - 1
Klass - 87
Raura - 1
Gold Lynx - 1
Izual - 1
Cormallen - 16
Elizabeth Kitty - 7
Fenris Lofwyr - 1
AOL - 12
The Edit Furre - 4
Taeryn - 1
Natalie - 12
vicious vole - 6
Felicity Karrie (or whatever her name is now) - 2
Roon - 1
Skirmish - 7
Zybolt - 4
NoteServ - 2
Warfrat - 1
Woolen Socks - 2
Login - 12
The Erotica - 1
Sett Nightblade - 2
Cloudwind Stormchaser - 1
KuruptDog - 3
Felorin - 126
Hokumisha - 2
S@sha - 1
Fangrelle - 2
Wooly - 2
Kasane - 1
Gizza - 1
Lady Achika - 1
DarkThunder49 - 4
JakeStallion - 1
Sephiroth2002 - 1
Tigermink - 1
Paido - 4
Burma - 7
Baru Kuma - 3
Sidereal - 20
Kiwi De L'eau - 2
Pisces - 4
Karinia - 5
KyFreak - 2
Shorah - 6
Valkaria - 3
Colosseum - 3
KeeZy - 4
Aimee (may her soul rest in peace) - 1
Sylver - 1
Pegasus77 - 1
Gunnthra - 2
Damir - 9
Kaiyla - 1
Poncer - 16
Ayeka Jurai - 3
Zephyr - 10
Kannikah - 1
Woundwort - 2
Gyus - 1
Daine - 7
Makanshi - 7
Alexsi - 5
Yun Liu - 3
Maramon - 1
Krem - 1
Gental Soul - 1
tippie - 2
Furcadia Weekly - 4
Strikes - 1
Shandusky - 4
phoenix2000 - 2
Morpius - 1
Super S Goku - 1
Erhina LeFox - 1
Celtic Crystal City - 1
Gobi - 1
Alainaia - 1
Tiderion - 1
Rhydia - 2
Maulhound - 1
Desalon - 2
Kestrel - 3
Mikes - 1
Medley - 1
Aedina Equinae - 2
Xodian Nimbus - 1
ManekiNeko - 2
KidTrunks - 3
Gotin - 5
Ridere - 1
Soup Dish Times - 12
Draxis - 1
HollyAnn - 1
Loudsilence - 1
Saji - 1
Drate - 1
Zab - 2
The Oasis - 3
Reverie Summit - 2
AerinStar - 1
Lucki - 1
KeeFreak - 1
TLI - 1
Vladimonious - 2
Phoenix5000 - 4
Gaurdian CRS - 4
Princess Mika - 1
FAoF - 1
Agrajag - 1
Fana McCloud - 1
Pernese - 1
Lady Darkie - 2
Mr. Robbins - 1
Jaea - 1
The Inflatable Banana - 4
DragonRealms - 1
AmberGal - 1
Sophe - 1
Shalianna - 1
Xelholimagog - 1
Moonlocke Valley - 1
Seriphim - 1
Glue - 1
Reet - 2
Magic Cat - 3
Kata'shin'a'in - 1
Edenhope - 1
SunSpirit - 1
Hardcore Mr X - 1
Whyte Pearl - 1
Presentiment - 1
Barot - 1
Radio Bots - a bunch
Aden - 2
Keltor - 2
Deception - 3
Binc - 1
Soelis - 1


Yeah, some of those aren't furres, but shut up. Also, we didn't include furres slammed in the Interesting Descriptions posts because we are lazy. And really, we didn't slam you. You slammed yourself. So go make your own damn list. Also, if you think your name should have been on this list but wasn't, then you can make your own damn list too. Damn lists are cool, dammit!

Well, that's about it. Here is one big thank you to all of Furcadia for supporting us and making us feel welcome.

THANK YOU
and you all smell weird too

Randomism going down. Back up never.

*insert picture of burning bridge here*








(August 25, 2000 - February 28, 2001)

Ta!












Hahaha. This is not a joke. :p











And contrary to popular belief, it wasn't written by NiteMyste either. (Oooh! Add one more slam!)

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